Gnometastic Eggnog Gnome Ornament, 4in – Funny Christmas Ornaments for Tree and Holiday Home Decor

Price: $13.95
(as of Jul 02, 2024 21:39:08 UTC – Details)

Product Description

Funny Christmas Ornaments

(for adults)

Join Gnometastic on the naughty list!

These merry and mischievous gnomes will spice up any holiday decor.

(The nice list is overrated anyway.)

Add some mischief to your holiday season with our hanging Christmas decoration for your tree or seasonal home decor. Our adult Christmas ornaments make hilarious adult stocking stuffers, funny white elephant and gag gifts for men, women, mom, dad, grandma and grandpa, and that weird aunt & uncle (who you never know what to buy)

Small but Mighty: average ornament size 3.5 inches tall Hand Painted and Safety Tested: certified lead free paint and materials Designed in the USA. Made in China.

Holiday Double Bird Gnome

Clearly, this angry gnome is not happy with our choice of dressing him up to look like Santa in red and green – flipping both middle fingers to show his displeasure.

“Let’s get Baked” Gnome

Looking like a stoned Santa, Gerry is ready for the Christmas season with his fitting “Let’s Get Baked” ugly Christmas sweater.

Eggnog Guzzling Gnome

Looking like a drunk Santa, Dave is guzzling down on his keg of eggnog (we’re not sure if it’s spiked)

“Naughty or Nice” Gnome

Don’t mess with this cook or she’ll put you on the Naughty List! We’ve taken our Original Lady Double Bird Gnome and shrunk her down, dressed her in Christmas colors and voila!

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Standard Size
8.4-12.5 inches 9 inches 8.45 inches 8.85 inches 8.85 inches 8.45″ inches

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Mini Size
3.5 inches 4 inches 3.5 inches 4 inches 4 inches 3.5 – 4 inches

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Gnometastic Holiday Eggnog Guzzling Gnome Hanging Christmas Tree Ornament, 4 Inch Tall – Rude and funny ornaments for adults
CHRISTMAS GNOME: In the spirit of the holiday season, our Beer Gnome has switched to Eggnog – we can’t say for sure, but it’s safe to assume Dave has spiked his eggnog. A bad Santa gnome, he is not – but he could pass for a drunk Santa!
FUNNY ORNAMENTS: add some festive hilarity and funny Christmas decor with our inappropriate christmas ornaments. Funny decoration for your tree, Gnome gifts or Christmas stocking stuffer gift for adults
SMALL BUT STURDY: Stands 4″ inches Tall x 2″ inches Wide | Mini gnome statue weighs 3 ounces | Made from Polyresin
SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Gnome Figurine is Hand Painted with Detailed Accents | Made in China. Designed in the USA